Surprise guest star

Replace Sam
with Shawna.

Shawna smiling outdoors in the garden

Meet Shawna: Sam’s partner, the stronger and better-looking half of this operation. (Sam typed that himself. No one made him.) She has professional cleaning and landscaping experience, talks to animals, and has a remarkable recovery story that’s hers to share, in her own words, on her own terms.

The animals hear her out. Sam is still campaigning for the job.

One capable human

Just Shawna, please.

Ask about professional cleaning or landscaping help from the person in this household who actually has that background.

Two-person plot twist

Request Shawna. Or two!

Book Shawna solo, invite both of us, or let Shawna get things done while Sam supplies stories, encouragement, and unnecessary facts about history.

We’ll confirm Shawna’s availability, the task, and the rate before making a plan. No surprise duet. No surprise invoice.

Ask about Shawna

Shawna gets final say on her bio. Sam is on editing probation.